That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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