when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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