My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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