I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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