i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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