I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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