out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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