You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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