I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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