This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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