So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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