she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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