Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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