I wish my penis had an off switch
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Success! We fucked roommates!
wow bdsm is so cute
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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