it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
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I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
