just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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