i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
