Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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