oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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