I'm jealous of your bromance
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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