I'm eating all of the evidence.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Randomize
