he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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