You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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