My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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