Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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