There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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