Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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