is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Couch. On fire.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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