No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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