Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
