Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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