If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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