dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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