he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
It's never too late to be topless.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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