when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
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