There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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