Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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