I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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