when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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