Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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