I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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