so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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