He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
pop tarts are not kleenex
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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