you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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