so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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