She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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