I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Dear god my vagina.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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