there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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