I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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