ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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