: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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