There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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