There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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