just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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